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Fuck you guys seriously fuck you both in the fucking ass. I hope you both burn motherfucking hell. Like fucking seriously. I’m just going to die then. Fuck I don’t care if I’m sick. I prepared for so long. Fuck you both, I hope you both rot in hell with me.

Whenever I’m talking to her, I just get so much happier. Night after night the more we talk the more I fall in love.

LIKE A BOSS.

Bored? This can make you happy.

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cinnymon:

you know, now that i think about it, i’m kind of like a porcupine. i give off that bitchy demeanor but really all i want is to be friends. i don’t mean to come off mean, it’s just how i am. cut the bullshit and straight to the point. i will admit i could talk in circles for hours, but i’m more of the blunt type of person. sorry if i come off so horribly sometimes. i have good intentions, most of the time, promise.　

sophito:

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.

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